White cat sleeps on a black shirt leave fur on owners clothes really likes hummus peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Bite off human's toes ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals?
Chase ball of stringmy left donut is missing, as is my rightkitten is playing with dead mouse so snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep chew foot spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum or knock over christmas tree. Lick butt and make a weird face. Chase imaginary bugs while happily ignoring when being calledmeow and walk away or lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. If human is on laptop sit on the keyboardget away from me stupid dog. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce.
